Next Step.. Global Domination.. MEOW

uhm...

speechless..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZ860P4iTaM

You have to see this to believe it..

A New Venture

I am considering a new venture..

Designing and creating kids party invites..

I had a great time doing the invite for Rachel & Josie's party.. and I had positive feedback from that.. as well as a few comments that I should go into business doing it..

So I thought I would create a few templates..

Will post an update as soon as I have something to show..

How Does Thie Happen!?

What the?

http://www.smh.com.au/news/national/hero-saves-human-torch-boy/2006/12/14/1165685784189.html

How does a 13 year old get a lighter to carry around with him? And why was there a can of fuel lying around where kids are playing? And AS IF the 13 year old didnt know it was fuel!

I know the area and there are lots of crime/drugs/unemployed there.

How does this happen?!

Excel Wierdness

What The !?

You know in MS Excel, when you enter an email address, it automatically hyperlinks it. If you don't want the hyperlinks, you right click and select 'remove hyperlink'.

But if you have a whole bunch of them, selecting them all, and right clicking doesn't give you an option to remove all the hyperlinks. You have to do it one by one.

Or so I thought.

Here's a wacky solution from Microsoft.

1. type the number one (1) into any empty cell.
2. copy the cell.
3. select all the cells you want to remove hyperlinks from.
4. right click on the selection and choose Paste Special.
5. in the operations section, select multiply.
6. Click on Ok.

All done.

Huh?!

Does this make sense to anyone?? Anyone? Beuller?

A special prize to whomever can explain the eternal question: why?!

Telemarketers - HISS!

I know they are only doing their jobs, and I know that its basically a very good living for someone..

But OMG !

Had a call come in from India.. she started telling me all about the savings we are going to be getting.. I straight away said we were not interested and hung up..

That should have been the end of it!!

She calls back!

TM: Why did you hang up on me Ma'am? I wasn't trying to sell you anything! You don't have to change phone providers or anything! You would be saving 17% on your international...
Mari: So is that in effect now?
TM [pause]: uhh no..
Mari: So what do we have to do?
TM: You would be saving a minimum 17% on all..
Mari [getting annoyed]: Stop! I don't want to hear this. I don't have time for this. If you can't tell me what the point of your phone call is in the next 5 seconds, I will be hanging up again..
TM: Your local calls would go from 24cents..
CLICK.

ARGH!!!

The Loss of an Inspiration

She was a brave, inspirational woman.

She lost her 12 year fight with cancer on the weekend.

Its just heartbreaking. She was so young, and so full of life. She only just got married. She met her husband a year after the diagnosis, and so their entire relationship they had this cancer over their heads. How do you live like that?

Its just so sad..

Lost For Words..

Absolutely speechless..

Is this where the world is heading? Why am I seeing more and more crimes against children?

What the hell is WRONG with people!?!?

A Change For The Better

Wooooohooooo for the Democrats!

What a relief! Although honestly, I think it was inevitable.. we have had 6 years of the biggest political power on earth going down the path of evil and corruption.. it was only a matter of time before the tide turned.

Way to go Americans, its about time there was some sanity in the White House.

Bush is gonna have a crappy final two years... ;-)

He May Be Upset.. Apparently..

Because there isn't enough turmoil in Israel..

This makes me so mad. People who try to force their views down your throat make me so mad.

Why is it that Ultra Orthodox Religions feel they have the right to dictate what you can and can't do? Who you can and can't love? How are Ultra Orthodox Jews any different from Ultra Orthodox Muslims? They both are saying 'everyone has to be like us'.

And then this made me laugh:

"an MP for the ultra-orthodox Shas party, part of Israel's ruling coalition, said: "We believe God will be very upset." ".

Are they sure? 'We believe..' is such a disclaimer! What a joke!